Good Jokes

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Friends i have choose some good jokes for you read them and give your suggestions. If you like it and you have your own jokes then pls write them into the comments. If i like them i will give remarks.

1) What could be the hight of respect to any one. Belive me it could be very high towards your teacher. One of my good friend told me, " I left my exam paper empty just thinking that my teacher can feel bad that i am giving him answer and arguments." Look how much she respect her teachers.

2) Accident hua bahut bheer thi. Sant Ram ko kuch dikhyi nahi de raha tha. Wo jor se chillaya "ye mere papa hain". Sari bheer ek dum se chhat gayi. Jab bheer chhati to sab sant ram ko ajeeb najro se dekh rahey they. Usne prvaah nahi kartey huye bhut jaldi se dekha. usne dekha to vahan ek dogy pada tha.