1.If you think your friends were not with you when were going th rue bed times. It is not true, they were behind you. Don't believe me, LOOK AT YOUR MARRIAGES PICTURES.
2.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
3.The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
4.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
5. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
6.Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
7.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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